Thread: Funny

shoot...

that

grab() command gets me every time.

But system calls are slow!

Code:

if (grab_success())
{
    enter_police(10);

    cout << "Everybody freeze..." << endlife_if_move;

     jail_term(ken, friends);

     protective_custody (betazep);

     system("rename betazep betazep2");

     conceal_whereabouts(betazep2);

     return EXIT_SUCCESS;  // end program
}

muuuuu aaaaaahh ha ha ha ha ha...............

Code:

plea(insanity);
exit(jail);
infiltrate(CIA |~ witnessprotection);
ExactRevenge(Betazep2);

haha, my code's always a lot smaller and more to the point

oh really

Code:

if (kenNear)
   execute(nuclear_backpack);

burn baby burn

Code:

//  mysterious infinite loop
while (!relaxed) relax();

hehe ppl should always talk like that

Code:

{
  printf ("hey man... we already obfuscate english...\n");
  printf ("we don't need to obfuscate code...\n");
}

Code:

while (Govtcheez == inSchool)
{
  BoardVisitsPerDay = 1;
  PostsPerDay = 2;
  Sob();
}

Good maybe some of us will catch up with you! heheheh

Code:

//  infinite emo-closure circumstance...
while (i_cant_get_no_statisfaction)  exit (EXIT_FAILURE);