Ok then....Originally posted by civix
Actually d00b, Ive seen pool tables with grey, blue, or red felt
Q: What's green and if fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A green pool table (or a John Deere combine)
Ok then....Originally posted by civix
Actually d00b, Ive seen pool tables with grey, blue, or red felt
Q: What's green and if fell out of a tree would kill you?
A: A green pool table (or a John Deere combine)
What do you call two guys in a sleeping bag?
Ken and Ober
>>Ken and Ober
That is the funniest joke I have ever heard.
Blue
uh, i dont get it
(damn slow kids...)
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btw, I couldn't stop laughing at the koala joke
since I don't have the correct smiley: .l..Originally posted by Cshot
What do you call two guys in a sleeping bag?
Ken and Ober
EntropySink. You know you have to click it.
haha kudos on your scrappie ness... in his behalf .|.. er... haha...
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
You mean like this:since I don't have the correct smiley: .l..
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