Such is life.
What 12 year old knows what a chortle is and how to use it (the word that is). Do you know its etiology?
Get off my Intarweb!!!!
LMAO, that was hilarious, and to think that they actually turned it in. Unbelievable!
Your Move:Life is a game, Play it; Life is a challenge, Meet it; Life is an opportunity, capture it.
If I were an academic I would say:
Indeed, that was a most humorous anecdote analysing the trials and tribulations of the male/female relationship. Perhaps there are some inaccuracies depicted, but considering that (after all) it was not intended to form a serious academic argument, I shall let any of these annoyances be forgotten lest I am to forget the spirit of humour in which said anecdote was written.
If I were a real person I would say:
Now that that's voer with...heh...I've seen this one before...so funny
LOL, I love this part: "more important things to think about than the neuroses of an air-headed asthmatic bimbo named Laurie with whom he had spent one sweaty night over a year ago"
Gays can't love like real people
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