A) the next season of the simpsons
q) what are the chances of prelude posting here again? (and will hammer really reach 2000?)
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A) the next season of the simpsons
q) what are the chances of prelude posting here again? (and will hammer really reach 2000?)
I have no data on what prelude is thinking of doing and can not make any conclusions to what she will do. As for as hammer the same think aplies to him.
Q. Is it good to make amends?
a) it depends on the situation.
q) does anyone else here hope that bush is kicked out of office, just for the sake of appeasing janet reno and stopping her from throwing another "party"?
a) I'd put up with a lot to not to have Al Gore in office.
q) Is Janet Reno really a man in drag?
A. I don't want to know.
Q. If the situation is both of us went to far when we went out to the movies, (not that far) and both are responsible equally. Then is good to make amends?
a. If you didn't get arrested for public indecency, then you didn't go too far. But, to answer your question, 9 times out of 10 it's a good idea to make amends.
q. Which is more cost efficient: beer or liquor?
I don't drink.
Q. What is there to talk about?
a: That is upto the person that posts to figure out that question
q: what is the latest movie you saw?
Men in black II, it's about light.
Q. When do I work tomrow?
a: Sometime after you wake up.
b: Corel or Microsoft?
You mean paint programs.
Gimp
Q. Where did I put that napkin with my scheduale on it?
a: look behind you...
q: no i meant which one is better for all office applications (example, word processsing, spread sheet etc): Corel or Microsoft?
I have never heard of coral office only microsoft and staroffice.
Office seems to work for me.
Q. No realy were is my schedule?
a) where you last put it.
q)what are the chances of the queen of england anonymously bringing a bat into fenway park and hitting a foul ball back, knocking an umpire out?
The same as me finding my schedule.
Q. What is my worst trait?
a) there are so many to choose from. for now i'll say your selfishness
q) how many multiple choice questions are on this thread?
There are no multible choice questons as of yet.
Q. What is your answer
A. D
B. C
C. A
D. B
a. mmm tough question - A I think.
q. why was there only four choices and not a-z?
A: Becuase we are all lazy typers
Q: Why did I wait untill now to post on this thread?
a. You didnt want to conform but had to give in to peer pressure eventually
q. If you could put anything in a bottle and sell it, what would you use?
A: Scripts for programs that they would compile which would send all of their money to me $:D$
Q: How can I get that evil smell out of my room?
pure cocain.
edit/ damn... beaten
the smell? open your windows...
on a side note... SS... chill the hell out... your life is not over because you're having problems with this girl... lighten up... damn, you're giving me an ulcer over here from just reading your posts. shutup already.
what is the most interesting thing you did over the weekend?
Weekend - well, it was a pretty lazy one this time... not that this is interesting to anyone else, but I watched the Resident Evil movie, cut the grass, and caught some sun :)
Q - How much is your monthly phone bill?
~$50
What's the best way to get rid of poison ivy?
>What's the best way to get rid of poison ivy?
Tell her you're seeing someone else, and that she's a no good hussy. :D
Q - What happens when you blow gently into a woman's ear? (yes, I said ear, not rear).
since there isn't much up there... most of it goes out the other side... but some leaks into other parts of her body... hence the wierd feelings they get, which some mistake for being sexually tantilizing...
do you have a fetish and what is it? (does not have to be sexual)
Haven't you already asked that?
I believe my response was, and still is, fecophilia. It's just so darn nifty (and I can never resist a good schoolgirl outfit)
Ever won some big prize, like in a raffle or something?
oops... maybe i have... it's been while... the ear thing tipped me off...
me? prize? win something? hmm... nope... maybe an ice cream cone at McDonalds or something.
what are you wearing?
wearing - work clothes, shirt and tie job, I'm afraid :rolleyes:
Q - Do you have a picture of a "loved one" on your desk? Describe.
Actually, a life sized model... It's a mountain dew bottle.
Do you believe in God?
>Do you believe in God?
Short answer: No.
Long answer: Define your meaning of God first, then I'll answer you. (:: feels another thread coming on ::).
Q - Why do we have religious wars? Aren't we all supposed to live together in peace?
yup. [chris rock voice] problem? [/chris rock voice]
edit/ damn, beat again.
like anyone one on this freakin planet will ever agree enough with his neighbor to stop tossing grenades in his direction...
what topic of conversation gets you fired up?
a)topc? probably politics. yes. that's the level of boring i am. ;)
q)is there a sequel to the hichhiker's guide to the galaxy text adventure game? (co-authured by douglas adams)
no... not sure i really care either...
are you old enough that you hurt, after a little physical exertion the day before, when you wake up in the morning?
a) no. being 17 has several advantages.
q)if a woodchuck chose to chuck some wood at a nearby wood-refining plant, would the woodchuck be shot at and its head hung on a wall?
Hopefully not - the woodchuck was merely exercising its right to competition against the unfair monopoly of the wood refining plant.
Who will win the world series?
a) the boston red sox :) :| :(
q) if i fell asleep on my keyboard and it pushed my face back up, banging by head against the back of my chair, could i sue doubleanti?
A: I certainly hope so. In fact, I recommend you sue him immediately, for no good reason, just to see how good his defenses are.
Q: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
Q: Is there anything fluffier than a cloud?
A: A big cloud
Q: Can you stand the taste of water when you get up in the morning?
question is can i stand the taste of water EVER? it needs flavor... hmmm... hot dog flavored water ;)
do you like to play sports in the rain?
Depends on the sport.. Football, yes, hockey, no.
How much pop do you consume in a day?
About one every other day. I'm trying to cut down though.
Whose most likely to reply to this?
Me. Why? Nothing better to do.
How many retail-purchased (not burned) CDs do you own?
ehh... 150 or so... can't stop...
what was the last problem you had with your car?
A: Had to replace the brakes
Q: Your dream car?
Yellow Corvette Z06
Favorite features of your dream girl?
A: Intelligence, nice rack, the whole package.
Q: Do you believe in aliens?
Yeah. I saw some running across the border on TV. :D
Do you believe in extra-terrestrials?
A: No, why are you one?
Q: DId you ever see something in the sky that you thought was a UFO?
No.
Where's Series X4 1.0?
A: I dont know, maybe he is scared of his own posts.
Q: Computer or Console Games?
Computer.
When will someone else jump in and answer?
A: I very much doubt it
Q: Your favourite avatar?, you can't choose your own. What it is, or the username.
Ethic's on Flashdaddee. Govtcheez's here.
Should I get Jamba Juice after work?
Don't care.
Should I leave flashdaddee?
a) it's up to you, but otherwise no.
q)is there anything fluffier than a big cloud?
An extra fluffy cloud. with extra fluffyness. Only at McFluff
Q. I got a free small soda from taco bell do you hate me?
No. They gave me free refills on my soda. :D
Do they do that for everyone, or am I just that special?
It's for everyone.
Q. My drink was not a refil now do you hate me?
lets see................................no, I got a muffin from the rill up the rim thing!
do you believe that the truth is out there?
Depends on what the truth is.
Q. How much wood can I chuck at a woodchuck before the woodchuck chucks wood back?
A: You would chuck no wood. Since you have wooden legs, he would chuck your legs leaving you helpless, and chuck his way to victory
Q: Why do they give free refills?
Because soda is cheap.
Why do people order large sodas when you can get refills with a small soda?
a. Because the price of a drink is so inflated that you've paid for way more than you could ever hope to consume.
q. Why aren't there free refills on beer?
because first fill is not worth the money paid.
would you become a hacker?
sure why not.
who's Moby
>> Who's moby?
a. Dick?
q. Why isn't the sky green?
because we are all unaware it's green b/c we are the color blind ones.
why hack?
a. Because it's soon to be legal. Provided that you work for the right people.
q. OJ: Did or didn't do it?
did
have we won the war in Afghanistan yet :yawns:
Yes they all left.
Q. How much sleep does a woodchuck get?
Not enough - they have to get up early and chuck wood everyday.
> is there anything fluffier than a big cloud?
If there is, I don't wanna know about it
Should MLB players be tested for steroids?
Why? They already admit to using them.
Q. Is sleep good?
A: It isnt bad, so I guess its good.
Q: Where do you enjoy sleeping, besides your bed?
A. Before work,
Q. Should I put in red high-lights in my hair?
A: If you want to look like a fruit.
Q: Addidas or Nike?
go ahead, noone's stoppin ya.
favourite comedy movie..
A) history of the world
q) what is the best game from the monkey island series?
The first one...
What's the funniest game not from Monkey Island?
What is funny difers from person to person and thus can not be answered.
Q. How long should you wait between liking diferent girls?