q) if a canadian(methodman) misspells his own country, what does it say about canadian public schooling?
a. they are a quarter short.
q. Anyone willing to kill me now, I'll pay you after I'm dead?
a. i'll do it
q. where do you live, exactly?
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q) if a canadian(methodman) misspells his own country, what does it say about canadian public schooling?
a. they are a quarter short.
q. Anyone willing to kill me now, I'll pay you after I'm dead?
a. i'll do it
q. where do you live, exactly?
A: You wish you knew
Q: Do you want to die?
I dont go to a public school, and never have. And nobody is perfect, we all make mistakes.
Yes
Q. Why must I live.
a. For entertainment purposes.
q. Can you pay in small, unmarked bills?
No,
Q. Can that astroid hit me in 2019, so that I am sure to die?
a. If you're fat enough.
b. Are you fat?
No, I am just no good looking.
Q. death or destruction?
>>Q. Why must I live.
A: so we can poke fun at you. ::pokepokepokepoke::
Q: Who here likes alcohol? Lots of it.OMG, 3 people posted in front of me from the time I clicked the reply button. How sad is that? Go outside and do something, kiddies.
Everything sucks, nothing is good.
Q. death or destruction?
make that 4. Plus gametaku after I posted.
A)sure, as long as it's nimby.
Q)if the meaning of life is 42, and the smallest perfect number times 7 is 42, why does 7 appear infrequently?
Because 7 is luck and life is unlucky.
Q. How much pain does a wood chuck revive if I chuck it into some wood?
a. Not nearly as much pain as you're in right now.
q. Name one thing you're optimistic about.
a) a wood chuck would have a stiff neck and not remember a thing. (which also answers ken's latest question about alcohol :D)
q) if car a is going 55 mph into a brick wall and the weight and volume of the brick wall is determined by the changing mass of car b, what is the mass of air which the car a would displace at the moment of impact?
//edit: beaten again...
q)name one thing you're optimistic about?
a) the democrat's chances in congress. :p
A: 7 chocolate-chip cookies.:DQuote:
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q) if car a is going 55 mph into a brick wall and the weight and volume of the brick wall is determined by the changing mass of car b, what is the mass of air which the car a would displace at the moment of impact?
What's the half of 2^64?
Congress is useless it is run by courpiton and greed.
Q. Witch party is coruption and witch party is greed?
a) Pile of crap = (Democrat & Republican)
q) Traficant for president?
a) that one's easy. democrats are corruption, and republicans are greed. :D
half of 2^64 is 2^63.
//edit: traficant? god, no.
q)the chances that i will regret today are ___%.
100%.
Can you give me one path in life that does not end in pain? (beside the one you die on)
I agree, it's __%.:p
a 100
q. do you watch FRIENDS?
a) i cannot give you your life's path.
//edit: beaten yet again.... grrrr.
friends? no.
q)is it funny, or is it pathetic, that all these posts are answered within a few minutes of each other?
Neither,
Q. Why would it?
that's why
q. why?
Because
Q. Am I being stupid?
A)because we're spending entirely too much time here. thank god it's sunday.
//edit: beaten again...
to be honest, yes. we're not here to vent your feelings on.
Q)what is the formula name for the area under a curve?
a google search for formual, curve, under.
q. Should I talk to miss goth?
a) Need you ask?Quote:
Q. Am I being stupid?
b) Dionysus or Bacchus?
don't know who they are.
Should I talk to miss goth?
Patron saints of alcoholics the world over.Quote:
don't know who they are.
a. Only through a Ouija board, since you've got these suicidal ideations.
q. Are all of your clothes black?
q) no
a) isn't it annoying when people answer questions meant for another person? :D
Don't care.
Q. Do I win an award because this thread had no replies for 5 minutes after my last queston?
no:)
q. are you going by the rules of this thread?
Yes.
Why don't I get an award?
'cos your life sucks rememba
q. don't u think it's wonderful that no-one argues on this thread?
a) no-one, the person or no-one, period? in either case i don't really care much.
q)the sexiest part of a woman's body is the ___. (censor yourself, bitte)
Depends on what I can see at the time.
Is no-one still around?
a) It's all good.
q) Big up the Junglist massive inside?
Ok, whatever
Is no-one still around?
a) haven't the foggiest. do a search for his name.
q)an african swallow is a non-migratory swallow, right?
a) yes?
b) What's written on the frieze above the entrance to the town hall on the Simpsons?
only if Bush says so
q. aren't these just the best answers?
Yes
Q. Does that make me uncool.
yes!!
q. what time is it?
It's time to ask another queston.
Is this a stupid question?
a: shut up
q. do you like motor racing?
No,
Q. Is life ok yet?
Yes
Q: What's more original?
1. Sentaku - "I'm ugly, kill me"
or
2.Series - "I'm ugly, I'll kill me"
Mine I don' t want to harm others.
Q. Can you guys forgive me?
A: Of course :)
Q: for what?
A: For having that name
Q: What is a d00b anyway?
A: For everything he is apologizing for.
Q: Why am I wasting my time here?
A: d00b is you!!
Q: Why am I still wasting my time here?Quote:
From www.dictionary.com:
doob
n : trailing grass native to Europe now cosmopolitan in warm regions; used for lawns and pastures especially in southern United States and India
A: i don't know
Q: why aren't you people joining the fantasy football league?
only three other people have joined so far...not soo gooood (inside joke about the not so good)
A: I am not joining because I am not interested.
Q: What is the best site ever? (Besides this site)
I can't say that, it wouldn't be right to direct minors there :D
Who is the coolest superhero?
a) du-oh!
q) :cool: Why does a smile need sun glasses?
A: Because he is a cool smilie
Q: Skateboard or RollerBlades?
Rollerblades!
MEATHOD OF KILLING MOST PREFERED ::
stabing, shooting, hitting with a baseball bat? or anyother thing that comes to ur mind
a)stabbing is efficient... but the baseball bat to the head has that baseball-bat-to-the-head quality...
Q)what is the lamest 80's heavy metal song you have ever heard?
"Smokin' in the boys room" - remember that one?
Q - Do you consider yourself more intelligent than others, or are you humble?
A: Im Humble, there is always someone better than you at something.
Q: What is your best quality?
My work ethic.
If a girl can't look into your eyes is she hiding something?
A: maybe you're just too damn ugly
Q: did you ever play oregon trail on the mac during elementary school?
*that game was the best way back then*
a) No
b) Did you ever play the game where you were a fish and sometimes you'd get eaten by birds or caught by a fisherman?
A: No, but i did play oregon trail! I loved to hunt! KILL THE LIONS!!
Q: Do you get a program to read ebooks to you or do you read them yourself?
a) never (i did play oregon trail, though. all everyone wanted to do was shoot for food)
//edit: beaten yet again... arghh
a)i've only downloaded ebook viewing software, not the speaking stuff
q)if you had one message for president bush, what would you say?
a) Here, have a drink on me.
q) What would you say to Vice President Cheney?
A. Dammit, you had another heart atack.
Q. Are you tired?
>Are you tired?
Yes, but that is irrelevant. Tiredness is a state of mind, and can be overcome by sitting on your PC until morning! :D
Q - How many hours sleep do you get each night on average?
4.5 to 5.5 hours
how loud do you listen to things on your computer speakers?
Not loud, I don't want to bug anyone.
Q. If you could freeze time what would you do.
a) put sunglasses on the most excitable person around and watch.
q)who put humans in charge of this planet?
>who put humans in charge of this planet?
No-one. We're just natural born destroyers. Err... I mean leaders :D
When do you think the human race will be wiped out? And how?
a) When? soon. How? Mass stupidity.
q) Time to date someone: What was your first home computer?
>Time to date someone: What was your first home computer?
Read it weap! At least, I think it's that one.
Q - What was your first computer game you played?
a. Adventure - On the TI-994A as a matter of fact. When the modulator - the thingy that lets you hook it up to the TV for c o l o r - broke, we got an Apple IIe.
q. Where's Waldo?
spanking my sister
what is my question?
u can't ask me that!
ever seen a book with "NOT FOR CHILDEREN" in bold letters in the front cover? (i'm not talking about porno megs)
a) In that case, no.Quote:
(i'm not talking about porno megs)
q) What is the meaning of life?
lyfe
Q. What is new?