You shood be shot even if you didn't make that word up.
Q. Should i go to bed?
You shood be shot even if you didn't make that word up.
Q. Should i go to bed?
I shall call egypt the harmless dragon
-Isaiah 30.7
A: please do.
Q: wheres my gun?
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A: Above the fireplace
Q: Where are my bullets?
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A: in the gun.
Q: wheres my oompa-loompa?
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a)Because of FCC limitations, x2 and V.90 are effectively limited to 53K in the U.S. K56flex is not affected. This isn't a huge problem, as most people probably wouldn't connect at the full 56K anyway, due to the phone line impediments that prevent many people from connecting at 28.8K, and that prevent most people from connecting at 33.6K. And, really, it's just a 6% difference. It's a PR loss because doubting Thomases have latched onto it as a reason to criticize 56K technology.
There is quite a bit of mis-understanding on this subject. Here's some clarification:
* Only x2 V.90 modems are affected. K56flex modems are not affected. See below.
* The FCC's rules apply only in the U.S. Users in other countries have reported full 56K connections.
* The FCC does not limit modem speeds per se. Instead, it limits the amount of power that can be sent through the phone line in order to prevent interference with other electrical devices.
* It's possible that the FCC may grant a waiver in the future that would allow speeds of 56K or higher in the U.S.
* The 53K limitation is not built into the modems you buy. Instead, it is enforced in the server equipment at the online service or Internet service provider you're dialing into. A software change at the ISP could remove the limitation, and server equipment shipped overseas does not have the limitation.
--from 56k.com
q) if an apple is really a pare, and a pare is part of a plum, and a plum is made of sugar, what percent of an orange is green?
Q: Why does this board kick me out all the time?
a. I don't know, but maybe it's a conspiracy.
q. Have you ever been caught by the police for doing something bad?
Nope I'm too much of a goody-goody for that
How long is the average response time to questions posted on these forums?
Couldn't think of anything interesting, cool or funny - sorry.
a) a half-hour probably.
q) is your light switch up, or down?
A: down
Q: does an X of YZ show Z up or down?
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Q: does an X of YZ show Z up or down?
a. UP
q. are you a drug-dealer?
a) i'm a drug dealer.... keeper awayer
q)what is the most degrading job you have ever done?
No...
(Fnord's from the Illuminati)
<edit: I giz-ot ski-zooled>
Degrading job? I dunno... Working in the school store... not that that's very degrading, it's just the only job I've ever had besides programming.
Whats' teh best Sims expansion?
-Govtcheez
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>> Whats' teh best Sims expansion?
a. house party
q. are your weekends any good?
>are your weekends any good?
... better than my weekdays
Q - Are you afraid of being alone in the dark?
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A . nope, its just more fun when there is someone in the dark with you
Q. Do you still get confused when writing if statements which use && and ||?
Couldn't think of anything interesting, cool or funny - sorry.
