Well, there was this kid, ad he sold me some pubic hairs. Only, I didn't know you were supposed to grow them yourself. When my friends found out, they taunted me mercilessly. So, I killed his parents and tricked him into eating them in front of his idols, Radiohead. He cried when he found out what he ate, and Radiohead laughed at him. It was great.
Ever been caught in coitus with a collie?