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  1. 06-26-2002 #1
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    My computer works just fine

    I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?




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    Well I have this hammer here... but when I hit my computer with it repeatedly like this, it doesn't seem to do anyt.............................................. ...........................
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    Originally posted by Betazep
    Well I have this hammer here... <snip>
    Hey... whatya saying 'bout hammers...??
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    LMAO... i hope you knocked on some wood after you said that Betazep...
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    >>I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?

    Try installing any of the following software. Its guaranteed to make this problem go away.

    Window ME
    Internet Explorer
    Outlook Express

    For optimal results; install WinME and browse the web with IE until you find mIRC. Download and run, tell everyone and anyone who listens that you use Outlook Express. Wait.

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    >>I have a computer that is working just fine. Do any of you have any advice?

    Let me use it for a month. I'll .......... it up for you in no time! Or the next best thing would be to download small games that you use for 5 minutes and don't uninstall them. Also download warez software and go to a ton of porn sites. Top it off with some Microsoft software and you should be all set!
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    break the power button so you have to turn it on with a screwdriver across the appropriate header on the m/board. very irritating in the dark.
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    >> Well I have this hammer here... but when I hit my computer with it repeatedly like this, it doesn't seem to do anyt.............................................. ...........................

    maybe opening up the casing before hitting would help...hit it right at the center of gravity of your motherboard
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    Send it back and get a new one - it's obviously defective.
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