>>The light bulb was developed by Henry Woodword, a Canadian in 1874, then he sold the patent to Thomas Edison.<< Yes but Edison made them run longer on less electricity
>>Most modern navy in the world. I'm not kidding. << I guess I'll take your word on that but I'm not so sure.
Quick name a country that had to be given the technology behind atomic bombs from the United States (hint it rhymes with Bcanada)
>>Canadian diplomats smuggled a bunch of American hostages out of the Middle East. I don't know why we bothered, but we did. << Umm.., nope the CIA did that, they pretended to be canadians, with a little help from the Canadian government.
>>At least we have a legitimate claim to be interested in the Royal Family!<< Yeah I know there are some screwed up people in this country.
>>At least our inner cities are still habitable<< despite what most people believe so are ours.
>>Canada is ranked the NUMBER ONE nation in the world by the UN eight years in a row. << Yeah and the United Nations also gave Afghanistan a seat on the Human Rights council while the Tailban was in power.
>>Much Music kicks MTV's ***. << Yes its a well know fact that all commercial music outlets like MTV suck ***, who cares if one sucks a little less than another, they all still suck.
>>Celine Dion performed at the 1996 Atlanta Olympic opening ceremonies. << ok I apologize to all the people who had to listen to her, the people in Atlanta have really bad taste, there are hundreds of better canadian bands (Our Lady Peace, BNL,etc)
>>When was the last time the USA won an international curling match? << who cares?!?!?!?!, its bloody curling. When was the last time Canada won an international Basketball match ;)
>>We invented basketball.<< and yet we still beat you, hmm... how about that
>>Socialized health care, so there! << I know this will ........ everyone off, but that isnt a good thing.
>>Canada introduced peace-keeping to the world<< Again, something we could do without ;)