I've got the Simpsons quote-a-day calendar on my desk here at work...
Today it's Patty (or Selma) - "There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality"
Marge
Homer
Bart
Lisa
Maggie
I've got the Simpsons quote-a-day calendar on my desk here at work...
Today it's Patty (or Selma) - "There goes the last lingering thread of my heterosexuality"
-Govtcheez
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"Oh Kent, I'd be lying if I said my men weren't commiting crimes"
-- Homer
"You want the truth, you want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Bah, I deride your truth handling abilities!"
-- Sideshow Bob
Last edited by mithrandir; 09-28-2001 at 02:40 AM.
My favorite was between Krusty and the IRS when he owed them loads of cash. It went along the lines of….
I (IRS) – Don’t worry Krusty, this is America…we don’t send our celebrities to jail. We’ll just garnish your salary….lets say 80% over 50 years……
K (Krusty) – I don’t intend to live that long……
I – Hmm… best make that 95%…
Doctor Nick (Hi Doctor Nick!): The coroner?! I'm so sick of that guy. Well, see you in the operating place!
-Govtcheez
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HELP ME JEBUSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Homer... There are just so many to choose from.
"You tried your best and you failed miserably.
The lesson is 'never try'"
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life be
without it?"
"God bless those pagans"
"Yeah Moe, that team sure did suck last night.
They just plain sucked. I've seen teams suck
before, but they were the suckiest bunch of
sucks that evers sucked."
"Here's to alcohol. The source of, and answer to
all of life's problems."
"Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
Edit. That's it! My new signature...
Staying away from General.
"They have the Internet on computers, now?"
and the best one of all -
"DOH"
says it all really
Do not meddle in the ways of dragons, for thou art crunchy and taste good with ketchup
Simpsons are geting boring now I watched all the episodes and they still show them 3 times a day. I like to watch Family Guy or Future Rama. Family Guy is the best.
professor frink is my idol...
YVAN EHT NIOJ!!!
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
You want the truth, you want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Bah, I deride your truth handling abilities!
hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...
Simpson, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history,
Lives in, the town of Springfield, he's about to hit a chestnut tree...
AAHHHH!!!
Argh... on any given day i can quote entire episodes from memory and now that there is a simpson thread I cant think of a single good quote, damn you irony,
Marge: Homer that isnt god, its that waffle bart stuck up there last week
Homer: mmmmm... sacreligous
Hey I said that earlier! Doweth!You want the truth, you want the truth? You can't handle the truth! Bah, I deride your truth handling abilities!
So for all you Simpson Fans In what State Is Springfield?
The Simpsons is actually not only in the town of Springfield, but in the state of Springfield also. Ever look at the car licencse plates?
