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    I lieu of certain rants...

    Alright folks, I'm gonna take a different approach to this anti-skitzomaticism stuff and take a moment to say something nice: Nightwish, Blind Guardian, and Rhapsody all rock my ass. The dutch make good beer. Canada gives me access to beer at only 19. Jaime Oliver makes british food look good enough to eat. And the celts are man enough to wear kilts.

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    >>> access to beer at only 19.

    It's 15 in Denmark.
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    >>It's 15 in Denmark.

    *screams in terror* The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

    Lets see now... Germany makes Porsche. America makes Dodge Viper. Ya gotta respect those if nothing else.
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    Canada makes fuel cells!!

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    >The dutch make good beer.

    Actually, the Belgiums and Germans make much better beer.

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    >>> The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

    We don't really get that much trouble with the locals.

    Helsingør, the nearest big town to us, and a 30 minute ferry trip to Helsingborg in Sweden, (where drink is much more controlled), on pretty much any day of the week, is liberally decorated with urinating, vomiting, loud obnoxiously drunk Swedes from about 11:00 onwards. Says something about drinking laws.
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    Hmmm, France: ummm.................................... OK, I can only go so far.





    Ok, here's one: They can even make the phrase, "Yo, I just took a dump all over a pile of maggot infested carcass of a rabid dog." sound quite sexy. :)

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    Portugal makes bootle caps.
    Now beat that
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    >>> Portugal makes bootle caps.

    ... and some damn fine ceramics. When my wife and I came back last time, I could barely lift my backpack.

    Nice place Portugal.
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    canada invented garbage bags

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    Originally posted by adrianxw
    >>> The little kiddies are bad enough sober!

    We don't really get that much trouble with the locals.

    Helsingør, the nearest big town to us, and a 30 minute ferry trip to Helsingborg in Sweden, (where drink is much more controlled), on pretty much any day of the week, is liberally decorated with urinating, vomiting, loud obnoxiously drunk Swedes from about 11:00 onwards. Says something about drinking laws.
    As a Swede I have to confirm this. I wish Sweden could be more like Denmark. Dannes are really cool and love to drink some beer have fun. AdrianXW What are the job market in Denmark right now? Me and my wife is thinking about moving back to scandinania if Bush gets rellected. Mm I think Sweden invented the ziper.

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    without the US there'd be no gatorade

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    Gotta love those Germans

    England gave us the Bicycle
    Germany gave us the motorcyle

    England gave us the steam engine
    Germany gave us the diesel engine

    America invented the plane
    Germany gave us the Jet

    France invented the parachute

    Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

    -Benjamin Franklin

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    England then want on to improve and perfect all the inventions things you just mentioned....


    oh yes, germany taught us all not to be twats and also how to LOSE world wars....Thanks Germany!

    Parachutes were good BTW
    Such is life.

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    But but... we make bottle caps!
    Who wants a plane if their beer spills?

    Have to concede garbage bags are a nice touch tough (good go Canadians!). They are way safer than parachutes and make good throw up containers you can then toss at americans. And with a few bears on your stomach no one will want to sky dive anyways.

    As for cars, i say! Beer and cars don't mix. Buy our bottle caps and stop driving.

    *hic*
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