I am king.

**mfc2themax** · 09-19-2001

>THEN we
kill Osama. <

Im afraid you'll have to be obliterated, rick. Insulting your new King is not nice.

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

My Legion of Dark-API functions will blow the wrapper off of your class wrapper! MUHAHAHAHAHA!!! {SFX}Yoink!{/SFX} *steals MFC's crown*

**mfc2themax** · 09-19-2001

I told you resistance is futile. If you want war, you'll get war, but be warned my troops will crush any resistance that comes my way. ITS THE END PEOPLE. GIVE IT UP!!! I OWN YOU!!!!!!!! MUHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

**mfc2themax** · 09-19-2001

::Hey give it back!::

I'll just make a bunch of back up crowns.....

**rick barclay** · 09-19-2001

I AM KING!! Ask any muslim.

HRH Rick Barclay

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

Oh, now that was in poor taste, rick

*writes a function to make the crowns read-only* ha! now you can't copy them!

**mfc2themax** · 09-19-2001

>I AM KING!! Ask any muslim<

Does religion really have to be brought in all the time? That’s it. I declare this entire world, an atheist civilization, and hereby obliterate religion.

**Fordy** · 09-19-2001

>>Does religion really have to be brought in all the time? That’s it. I declare this entire world, an atheist civilization, and hereby obliterate religion.

A wise policy indeed......

When I destroy your empire and depose you, that is the one thing I will try to keep going................

All Hail Emporer Fordy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

How can you do that if I'm still lord-emperor of the universe, with a R-O crown to prove it? I hereby re-instate religion!

**Fordy** · 09-19-2001

>>How can you do that if I'm still lord-emperor of the universe, with a R-O crown to prove it? I hereby re-instate religion!

So I am at war with you too????

Fighting a war on two fronts could be tricky........ Need allies....... Or nukes..........or McGuyver............

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

tough! McGuyver's with me! He's constructing an A-Bomb out of a pop-up book as we speak...

**Govtcheez** · 09-19-2001

How can any one of you pretenders be king? I can delete every post here. Ken, give me the crown before I tell everyone that you wet the bed! (wait a minute..)

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

Sorry, I just put it on a low-level format on my head. Can't take it off unless you have super-reformatting powers.

*steals govtcheez's pink wand* Nyah nyah! Now I am truly king!

**Govtcheez** · 09-19-2001

That's what you think...

I'll use democracy! Anyone here want to hear Ken's rubber sheet position? No one? Good!

::rabid carnivorous antelope steals crown and obediently returns to Govtcheez:

MMWWWHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

**-KEN-** · 09-19-2001

/edit by the cheez: I'm sorry for trying to steal your crown, ken. I love you! you are truly the king!/

*getting ........ed off* no fair being in a war with a mod! but just to humiliate our cheez-headed friend, I've taken the liberty to edit his edit to tell you what he really meant.

and if you wanted to know what happened before cheez DELETED my post, I turned the antelope pink and he gave me the crown back..