Me and my friend are discussing this on the bus (boring). What is the craziest product you can think of?
Mine:
Bus ejection seats:
Eject someone from their seats, so the bus don't have to stop.
NOTICE: We does not guarantee that you will land safely on the road, we do not have seats that have 100% accuracy for shooting people out the roof. We also do not insure any injury resulting in / or beside the bus. We do not guarantee that you will not get hit by another car / or hit by the bus. We also are not responible if you land on top of somebody's house or part of their property.
Direct transfer from FDD