I was thinking that exact line.
And
"How much would you pay for that hash?"
"80 quid"
"You'd be ripped off then"
I was thinking that exact line.
And
"How much would you pay for that hash?"
"80 quid"
"You'd be ripped off then"
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
Office space...
"You don't need a million dollars to do nothin' man..."
"PC load letter... what the $$$$ does that mean?"
"I keep getting the feeling that she is cheating on me." "Yeah... I know what you mean." "What is that supposed to mean?"
"...there's a straight shooter with upper management written all over him."
"Corporate accounts payable, this is Nina speaking, just a moment."
"So you are going to quit then?"
"It's a mat where you jump to conclusions."
Tons of funny statements in that movie. I loved it.
Happy Gilmore
"Some people like to call it luck. I like to call it..... well luck I guess."
"And grizzly adams had a beard."
"Stupid ball. Why don't you go home? Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!!!"
funny funny funny.... love it.
Blue
South Park
"Does the Pope s*** in the woods?"
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
he asks the copper what are the effects of this drug ??? -Originally posted by novacain
I was thinking that exact line.
And
"How much would you pay for that hash?"
"80 quid"
"You'd be ripped off then"
"oh err...dizziness, feelings of sleepiness, loss of memory, feeling you can do things you can't, giggling at nothing...etc"
oh, are there any negative effects ??????? the look on the guys face !!!
"is it cos i is black??????????"
Steve
>>Office space...
>>"PC load letter... what the $$$$ does that mean?"
LOL! That was classic.
Oh and there so much more! Started laughing just remembering it. Best lines:
(Last line in film)
****in'.... eh.
"What? Besides two chicks at one time?"
"Well, yeah, besides that."
"I.... I.... I belive you have my stapler." <---- must be said in exactly the right voice
Was there an non-funny parts in that movie?
>>Happy Gilmore
>>"Stupid ball. Why don't you go home? Are you too good for your home? ANSWER ME!!!"
LOL (more)! Apparently we have the same taste in comedy, Betazep.
>>South Park
"f*** .......... b**** c*** ... Barbara Streisand!!!!" *bzzaaap*
"There's always another way"
-lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)
south park
where the crippled kids are fighting !!!
"Tiiiiiiimmmmyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy"
Steve
Originally posted by Barjor
Mm lets see....Monty Phyton..The frenchman insulting Arthur from the castle and get involved in a discussion if a pigion can carry a coconut.
That wasn't the french that was the castel which was run by the people.
>>Ali G is good, I'm sure I heard the crowd at the cricket chanting 'punani'. (sorry if this actually means something in ? language)
My sister's boyfriend's friend told me that 'punani' mean 'penis' in Indonesian (BTW, i'm not Indonesian).
A funny movie part was in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back:
They are all in the van driving when Jay is speaking to the animal activist...
Jay: "You're into this becuase of the fine-ass p***y, right?
Other Guy: "No, I'm in it becuase I looooove animals"
Jay: "So...you'd **** a sheep?
Other Guy: "You've got a twisted world perspective, little boy"
Jay: "No, you've got me all wrong. I mean, if you were a sheep, would you **** a sheep?
Other Guy: "If you put it that way, you bet your ass I would!"
Jay: "Thought so...(Out loud) YO! THIS GUY AINT ONE OF US! HE SAID HE'D **** A SHEEP!"
Jay throws him out of the van while its driving at full speed and shouts to him:"NOW WHO'S STUPID YOU DIRTY SHEEP ****ER!!
>>A funny movie part was in Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back:
WARNING: Do NOT see that movie unless you've consumed large quantities of a certain liquid which is restricted by law to persons of certain ages. I laughed, true, but i'm not sure whether it was out of incredulity or whether it was actually funny.... See Dogma instead. That movie almost made me pee myself.
(Although that particular scene in 'Strikes Back' was kinda funny... ... Boo boo kitty ****... hmm... also dont see it if your offended by the fact that, if the script were posted on this board, it would 85% consist if asterixs...)
"There's always another way"
-lightatdawn (lightatdawn.cprogramming.com)
>> if the script were posted on this board, it would 85% consist if asterixs...
Allow me to prove lightatdawn's post...
The rap from the begining of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back:
f**k f**k f**k mother mother f**k morther mother f**k f**k mother f**k mother f**k noich noich noich one two one two there four noich noich noich smokin weed smokin weed doin coke drinkin beers drinkin beers beers beers rollin fattys smokin blunts who smokes the blunts we smoke the blunts rollin blunts and smokin..
"uhh let me get a nicklebag"
fifteen bucks little man put that s**t in my hand if that money doesnt show than you owe me owe me owe
Well, maybe not 85% asterisks...
i can see that i'll have to go and rent a copy of this film.........
sounds funny
Steve