The entire "Stonecutters" episode.
"who keeps the metric system down......who controls the British pound...WE DO WE DO......."
"who made Steve Guttenberg a star......who kept down the electric car........"
"who keeps the Martians under wraps..........." (cut to little green man, singing and drinking beer !!......"
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Steve
(Homer singing)"Homer, Homer Simpson, he's the greatest guy in history.
From the town of Springfeild, he's about to hit a chestnut tree... D'OH!"
chalmers: aroura borealis? ... localized entirely inside your kitchen?
skinner: yes
chalmers: can i see it?
skinner: hmm.. no.
Clown college:
Homer: Haha got it! No shock for me!
Krusty: Oh yeah!
Zooms out to Krusty chasing Homer... they're both running EXTREMELY fast which makes the whole thing hilarious.
Barney puts a snake in the cash register at moes as a joke.. it pops out and bites moe, then homer unscrews the salt shaker and salf gets everwhere when someone uses it, the homer gets kicked out of the bar. Moe saying something like "You crossed the line"
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At itcy and scratcy land when homer and bart get detained, Marge comes in to get them, and in embarassment she says 'Oh I wish there was a hole I could just crawl into and die.' and the guard says 'Okay, throw her in the hole' (austrian accent)
The Hellfish episode, when they recover the paintings, the police and German guy with the convertable and techno music pull up.
While putting the paintings into the trunk the German guy yells "Hey und dummkopf, watch out for the cd changer in my trunk... idiot"
Then he speeds off; bart hugs grandpa..
"What if someone sees you hugging your grandpa?"
"I don't care it anyone knows I love my grandpa"
German guy (stops his car a little ways away and yells back): "Hey funboys, get a room"
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Favourite Moe line -
some guys come into the bar (they havent bought a drink) and are threatening to beat Homer up
Moe steps in threateningly -
"HEY..........if you want to beat up MY friend.........in MY bar........
thats a two round minimum!!"
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Steve
marge is driving, falls asleep at the wheel, bumps her head on the horn(sounds like a doorbell), says "i'll get it", and jumps out of the car
Save me Jebus!!
"Owners of dogs will have noticed that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they will think you are god. Whereas owners of cats are compelled to realize that, if you provide them with food and water and shelter and affection, they draw the conclusion that they are gods."
-Christopher Hitchens
Homer goes to a party full of top people, upper class, rich folks.....
Someone asks him what he did in his spare time...
He says "well i spend a LOT of time on the couch !!"
They all murmer knowingly "yeah, tell us about it etc......" (thinking he meant visiting the Shrinks !!!)
Steve
The Halloween episode that parodies the Nightmare on Elm Street films.
Homer and Marge attend a meeting at the school. Homer pauses on the way to the auditorium to read a sign posted by the thermostat.
Homer reading:
"Don't Touch! Willy."
"....Hmm, good advice."
Homer: turns the heat up.
David
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
Hellfish Episode - Grampa Simpson Cutting mooring chain on Flanders launch.
Conversation along lines of
"Howdly ho there, see you're gonna steal the old boatarooni"
"Yup"
"Well, Okely okely, You gonna bring it back?"
"Maybe"
"You know how to drive a power boat?"
"Nope"
"No prob-diddly-oblem, kids, we're gonna have us a camp out in the dingy"
"YAY"
Ooh, and gambling/casino episode, when Homer tells Marge she's sore because she was against it from the beginning. Marge says she was all for the idea.
Homer - "I have a photographic memory"
Cuts to Homer's memory of the town meeting, with dancing people, clowns, Homer being very swish.
Very funny.
In the episode where Homer performs a fire drill to get eveyone out of bed and into the car so they can go to some Duff amusement park...
When they enter:
The Guy who greets them: "ok, whos the designated driver here?
Marge: "I am"
The Guy...: "Ok, step into the 'house of fun' (or something)"
He takes her to a cage with people lifting weights and playing the harmonica like in a jail...
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When homer starts his own bussiness becuase Flanders did
1. Holds his pencils in butter
2. When he is reading a book on bussiness says to himself: "the internet? Is that thing still around?
3. The comic store guy rings up homer and starts talking about a better internet connection so he can download porn faster and Homer has no idea what he's talking about. Then homer says : "Can I have some money now?
And in the end Bill Gates comes in and smashes the place
ooh. episode on last night, had to add this.
Bart raises the dead and creates zombies. Homer is protecting the family with a big gun, Flanders comes over to eat Homers brain, homer shoots him!
Bart "You shot Zombie flanders"
Homer "He was a zombie?"
That shooting scene idea was from Blade (the first action in the party when he shoots all those vamps) (I liked it)
one question..(for Blade II)..how did the guy(Blade's friend) who died in the first movie came back in the second....
...he got better, probably one of those 24hr death thingsOriginally posted by Commander
one question..(for Blade II)..how did the guy(Blade's friend) who died in the first movie came back in the second....
