Most effective way to annoy someone

**DrakkenKorin** · 03-14-2002

Originally posted by Dalren
Call every plumber, electrician, pizza place, carpet cleaners, etc.. in the phone book and send them all to your enemy's house at the same time. Sit back and watch the traffic jam and insuing chaos.

Now that's lovely!

and I know who to do it to, that damn little brat who threw a rock at my new car.

::getting yellow pages::

**Dalren** · 03-14-2002

Originally posted by DrakkenKorin

Now that's lovely!
and I know who to do it to, that damn little brat who threw a rock at my new car.
::getting yellow pages::

glad i could be of help, heh if you really want to cause a seen call the local tv stations and tell them something really big is going to happen, but dont say what.

Or my personal fav. while they are out, get some quick drying cement and build a giant monolith in front of the door (make sure to build a bigger base at the bottom so it cant be pushed over).

**Govtcheez** · 03-14-2002

heh, and another thing that gets me is when my mom rushes into my room with the newspaper and reads me the latest inflated computer headline: "KEN!!! This says that a new virus known as the code red worm could hurt us!! Go fix the computer!!" "Mom, I already knew about that..." "No way! It's just in the newspaer today! There's no way you could've known! Stop lying! Fix it!!!"

Along these same lines, how about a guy who's trying oh so hard to convince you he's computer literate that sends out chain letters and virus notices every oterh damn day.... He's also a big fan of the "send this back if you're my friend" e-mails... Also, he was just looking for a new video card today, and asked me if a good price on a GeForce2 MX was around $150 or so... I almost said yes

**Barjor** · 03-14-2002

Ask me for help..I explain..Go back to your desk but don't try to do what I say..Come back to me and say you don't think it will work... I show you it works..Go back to your desk but don't try...Tell my boss you have a problem boss sends you to me..I spend an afternoon to do your job ...Tell our boss you got it working....Explain to me what needed to be done

**DrakkenKorin** · 03-14-2002

Originally posted by Govtcheez
Along these same lines, how about a guy who's trying oh so hard to convince you he's computer literate that sends out chain letters and virus notices every oterh damn day.... He's also a big fan of the "send this back if you're my friend" e-mails...

So that's what happened to my old friend from middle school. I sure am glad I dropped him, he was starting to get on my nerves.

Sorry you had to pick him up though cheez.

**Brian** · 03-14-2002

Repeat everything the target says in a high pitched voice.

**basilisk** · 03-14-2002

what annoys me? The drunken idiot who thought it was funny to break my wing mirror on my car one evening as its parked in front of the house - arggh doesn't he realise how expensive they are?

**compjinx** · 03-14-2002

I simly explain C++ programming to them, they get annoyed really fast.

**tim545666** · 03-14-2002

When someone's mad just say "Looks liek someone's got a bad case of the mondays" and when they respond say it again and keep saying it. Another way is to poke people in the back of the head or stick things in their ear. Or farting on them. Or telling a lot of bad jokes. My favorite is arguing without using logic. They say something and you say that they are completely wrong. And you don't back it up but you pretend like they are stupid (only works with smart people).

**novacain** · 03-15-2002

>>For me, drive slowly in front of me.
Gets me every time. Three lanes all blocked by a row of snails.
Got angry at one who brakes as I get close to make me backoff, gave him the finger, so he follows me home! I get out of the car with my stick (I study a style of fencing called 'Savate' using sabre) ready to 'discuss the event' with him.
Turns out he is a plain clothes cop and wants to book me.

We were taught verbal judo at the casino I worked at. Made some guy go crazy ape .......... bonkers by 'understanding his anger', after taking him for $3000 ($1000 in one hand he should have won but I got extra lucky). He threw his empty wallet at me, saying "You got all the money, have this!".

I watched as he got dragged out by security, and got an easy shift (in case I did it to anyone else). Became part of a security film for training new dealers.

**Govtcheez** · 03-15-2002

> My favorite is arguing without using logic. They say something and you say that they are completely wrong. And you don't back it up but you pretend like they are stupid (only works with smart people).

Oh ..........! They're on to me!

**-KEN-** · 03-15-2002

>>The drunken idiot who thought it was funny to break my wing mirror on my car one evening as its parked in front of the house<<

oohh, sorry. Somehow I wound up on a plane to the UK, and I was so ........ed off I had to hit the closest thing...on the plus side, I didn't get a hangover.

**Brian** · 03-15-2002

Speaking of amnesiac excursions, I found myself in Newcastle train station...don't ask.

**Deckard** · 03-15-2002

Originally posted by -KEN-
on the plus side, I didn't get a hangover.

Yeah, but how's your hand? You didn't cut it on the broken glass, I hope.

**dbaryl** · 03-15-2002

I've got a friend who loves to do this to people:

He sees you trying to do some work so he comes up and says: "Hey, lemme help you out with that..." Then spends like an hour pretending to know what he's doing, pretending to explain... once you tell him: "You really don't know any f this, do you?" he says: "no, I don't"... man is that annoying

It's just that he does such a good job at bs-ing it most people that don't know him that well actually think he knows what it is he's talking about. In the end, you end up wasting a good hour or so worth of time listening to the guy...