Thread: Oxymorons

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    Oxymorons

    A great Oxymoron which I take no credit in finding or creating: "Microsoft Works"

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    Womens logic.
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    A tad annoyed at woman today Adrian?

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    Nice women
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    Originally posted by Betazep
    Nice women
    That's a little ironic coming from you, isn't it? Or are you one of those wonderful women that hates your sex?

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    that's one way to put your foot in your mouth!
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    hmmm.... why did i think you were a woman? Was i getting you mixed up with Bassy? umm... ok, disregard... sorry bout that.

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    Oh, I thought oxymoron was a gacious insult.

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    >Oxymoron

    Oxymoron: a moron with clear complexion...
    hasafraggin shizigishin oppashigger...

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