At last, a poll!
Burn it
Use it as toilet paper
Shred it
Use it as a mousemat
Smoke it
Make a really big paper airplane
Make a really big oragami swan
Recycle it
Pile it all in a stack so you can climb up and reach the books on your top shelf
Eat it.
At last, a poll!
finally...i will be able to reach those books way up there!!
I would give it to an infinite number of monkies on an infinite number of typewriters an have them debug it over an infinite amount of time.
That should be an option on the poll.
Don't talk to strangers, unless they offer candy.
If I seriously got access to you it, you can bet your ass it'd be all over the Internet within hours... Ever seen Antitrust? Yeah, same concept.
If a tree falls down in the woods and squashes bill gates. Would anybody care?
toilet papper. . .
that just kinda got me
if a contradiction was contradicted would that contradition contradict the origional crontradiction?
It all depends on what it is printed on. If it was printed on crate paper, then ouch. But lazer paper is kind of smooth (although a bit stiff), and dot matrix paper is just lovely, with those little holes down the sides that you can rip off (but you always end up ripping the paper) and it took like half an hour of THAT REALLY LOUD DOT MATRIX BUZZING for THIS TEN PAGE DOCUMENT TO BE PRINTED AND YOU RIP THE PAGE IN HALF WHEN TRYING TO PEEL OFF THE LITTLE HOLES.Originally posted by Dissata
toilet papper. . .
that just kinda got me
Thank god for the inkjet.
Brian, have you been experimenting with this toilet paper stuff?
What will people say if they hear that I'm a Jesus freak?
What will people do if they find that it's true?
I don't really care if they label me a Jesus freak, there is no disguising the truth!
Jesus Freak, D.C. Talk
-gnu-ehacks
No, just sniffing too much toner at the printer.
"Man alone suffers so excruciatingly in the world that he was compelled to invent laughter."
Friedrich Nietzsche
"I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds and fast cars......the rest I squandered."
George Best
"If you are going through hell....keep going."
Winston Churchill
No, I was merely commenting on the obvious technical design flaws in dot matrix printer paper.Originally posted by gnu-ehacks
Brian, have you been experimenting with this toilet paper stuff?
Any of you guys see that thing on TV about an 11 foot paper airplane....
"The most overlooked advantage of owning a computer is that if they foul up there's no law against whacking them around a bit."
Eric Porterfield.
If I got my hands on the Windows source code, I would feel obligated to remove all the randomly placed calls to sleep().
Jason Deckard
Sell it to the justice department for a hefty price.
-Govtcheez
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